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Some plans are meant to stay exactly where they are: at home. This tee says it plainly—“I HAVE PLANS. They’re called NOT GOING.”—with a clean, understated design that lets the humor do the talking. Made for introverts, homebodies, cozy-night enthusiasts, and anyone who considers canceling plans a form of self-care. Wear it for a quiet weekend, a movie marathon, coffee on the couch, or the next time you politely decline going out. The lightweight cotton fabric is breathable and easy to layer, while the retail fit and classic crew neckline keep the look neat and comfortable. Side seams, shoulder tape, and a ribbed collar help the tee hold its shape, and the tear-away label helps minimize irritation.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight, breathable 4.2 oz/yd² fabric
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline for casual or semi-formal styling
- Side seams, shoulder tape, and ribbed collar help maintain structure and shape
- Tear-away label helps minimize skin irritation
- Adult garment that is REACH Certified; blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
I Have Plans. They're Called Not Going. Tee (Light)
$27.99
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight, breathable 4.2 oz/yd² fabric
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline for casual or semi-formal styling
- Side seams, shoulder tape, and ribbed collar help maintain structure and shape
- Tear-away label helps minimize skin irritation
- Adult garment that is REACH Certified; blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean